Thursday, January 31, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Rough Life Of The Penis

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Eyes 4 Balls Wide Open

Guess everyone knows that I have a thing about balls!

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Drug Bust In Maplewood, Minnesota
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Flaming Hot Budweiser Date

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Monkey Bar Joke

Dirty Monkey Bar Joke

MasturDate

MasturDate via Conan Obrien. A parody of dating shows CLICK HERE

Shopping For Penis

European shopping channel shows new penis
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Funniest Voicemail Ever

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Scooter's Roofing

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Playing With Balls In The Office

THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A PHONE, BUT HE SURE DOES KNOW HIS BALLS, LOL
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Boner Prank

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No Mas Corta My Bush

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Japanese Massage For Bad Boys

Real Japanese Massage Parlor

Interesting View Of Actual Massage Parlor.. I have been to school for massage and the massages they do are very good...Happy ending?.... well, not sure, but would like to find out!

Cool Office Video Game

Something to do to look busy at the office!! CLICK HERE

Super Granny

Hey Grannies can strike a pose if they want!!
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Sexy Ads

AUSTRALIA REALLY GEARS ADS TO ITS DEMOGRAPHIC BUYERS!

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X-Rated Webcam Show

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Prank Phone Call

See Elvis Duran in The Morning Zoo on http://www.z100.com for Phone Taps if you want to see more of these pranks.... <

How To Track Your Partner

Check out the link – if you type in your partner’s cell number a satellite will track them. It's amazing what technology can do today………… scary! CLICK HERE

Cute Lady "BJ"

She must of been practicing this forever. Watch This "BJ" CLICK HERE

Sexy Tongue Trick

Joy is in training to do this to you! CLICK HERE

Tortoise and Cat

Tortoise Pesters Cat !! So Funny !!!! CLICK HERE

This is so cute!!

Too Cute Not To Show Friends...Please Forgive The Soundtrack!!
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THEN CLICK HERE

CoolVideo About Knut On ABC News
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Funny Newscaster

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Phonesex

Hot, Hot, Phonesex !!!

Sickest Penis Cartoon Ever!

I don't think Barry Manilow knows his music was cast to this..... hummmmmm or does he? lol

Ballgame Balls

If balls could talk they would look like this?

Bad Girls Bumper "Pull"

AKA "Wax The Beaver" Alternative to pulling teeth! Bad girls are bored and figure out a new
way to have fun on hot summer day

The Way To Lick Chicks

Look at the faces on these chicks as they get.... licked! CLICK HERE

Cialis Hard-Ons

36 HOURS!!! RAW RAW RAW!!!
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Viagra Hard-On

Monday's Feel Like This?

You might of seen this before, but it is a super bad day for this guy...

GIRLS LIKE THIS :: The Dick Chronicles


This Link Shows A New Light On Our Favorite "Organ"

Can You Smell Friday?

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This Is For Lovers

There is some erotic sex videos here about pleasing each other and yourself....It is more like educational videos. I plan to have an article later about pussylicking....If only there was enough hours in the week to devote to writing articles! I wish! But I am mostly sending videos being you might like less writing anyway and MORE VIDEOS.... CLICK HERE

What You Should Do During The Weekend

This darling wahine shows this fun watersport glider. It is being sold under new name also. This video is cool cause the young ladie's hair bounces like a horse's mane and the glider looks like such fun...

Casanova's Wet Dream

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How To Get Rid of Telemarketers

Guy invents surefire example of how to end harrassing salescalls!
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Dont You Wish You Could Bend Like These Girls?

Don't you wish you could bend like these girls?
Now I know you would love to be a contortionist like the girls in these
videos. But I, Joysquirt, KNOW the real reason WHY you WISH YOU COULD BEND LIKE THAT! !!!! But we won’t go there right now. As a matter of fact, tell me where I can go to school to learn to do this stuff and OFF I GO…..and yes… I will …..well (blush)……you know…..

Triplets named The Ross Sisters in the 1940’s who could sing and do
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Sick Cat Joke

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Lego Sex Scandal

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About Me and Female Ejaculation


Hi, I hope you like my site here at www.Joysquirt.com. I also do www.femdomination.biz. You can view a goofy video of me by clicking here.

I am single, compose music as a hobby and am 35 years old. I was born in California and have a Jersey attitude. Yes, my personality is feisty and dominant due to the fact my pussy has so much cum building up, even as you read this. However, the oxymoron is that in reality I am an old-fashioned, country-type gal who just is wild about cybersex!!

In "real" life I like a submissive male and am totally monogamous. After many webcam erotica adventures, I was lucky to have found I could really squirt projectile pussycum. It really all started once I realized I was becoming a chronic masturbator. The first time I did it, I was amazed!!! However, I could not believe I was not peeing, so I repeatedly emptied my bladder. Yet I repeatedly came and squirted. The cumming has never stopped since that moment in April 2005. I squirted before that time, but not as much as when I started on this online masturbation spree. In this, I have met many men that don’t mind supporting me and cumming right along with me!!! All in the form of safe cybersex..! I love it. Some have brought their curious girlfriends and we go over the liberation of the female body. While not many women will squirt or have these multiple orgasm, the point is not to WORRY about performance or ANYTHING but to liberate and empower the female body. Women like to be goddesses. In so doing, the woman captures her “core” (kama sutra, hoopdedoodee, chi, and all that). The thing is to sortof forget technique and just make it as natural as breathing. Easier said than done…..The obvious is to know the g-spot and how to set it off. Then free the vocals and breathing to be deep and low, nothing strained, until, if the woman feels like she is going to pee, go for it…SCREAM BABY!!

Now men, stop asking “Did you orgasm/cum", as this makes inhibition and then the woman feels compelled to say “Yes Dear”!! You will KNOW when she comes. And just be sown to her body and let 'er rip. Yes, if she feels like she is filling with pee, most often it will NOT be pee, because pee comes with an urgency to completely empty the bladder, which is not the case with squirt. Also not to worry. It is common a minor amount of the other might be mixed with the cum. However, you will know it is pussycum by its sweet sugary taste. Sometimes a woman can also have the same intense orgasms with or without ever squirting, so being happy lovers is all that matters..Life has too many other issues, so savor these moments is all I can say………Hope this helped you, and enjoy today baby !!!!

Sincerely, Joy

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For Fans of Angelina Jolie

An incredibly candid view of Angelina Jolie on Japanese TV where someone did a prank on her. It is nice to see her real character. The girl's got "soul". Hey, I'm straight, but she sure could make one "fantasize" that they are "gay" or "les-be friends"!!!. WARNING, FIRST PART OF VIDEO NEEDS TO BE SKIPPED.

Cheaters TV Show in UK??

Film crew catchs a guy cheating on his wife in their own bedroom??..... OMG you have to see this!!!
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Japanese Port-A-Potty Prank

(gets funnier towards the end)

Real UFO's Have Landed!!!

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Dumbest Guy In The World

Dumbest Guy on the Planet?

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New GPS System

THIS IS A SUPER MESSED UP THING TO EMAIL TO PESSIMISTIC FRIENDS

RE: New GPS Satellite System
Is there no privacy in this world?
I thought this was illegal but I guess not. It should be.

Subject: GPS

This is so creepy now anyone can find out where you are just by punching in your cell number.

This is the best web site. Put in the cell phone number you want and if the phone is on, you will see where the person is.

JUST CLICK THIS LINK

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Funny Park Prank


GUY PUTS THING IN SPEEDO TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE IS HUGE AND WALKS THROUGH PARK AS A PRANK... The looks on peoples faces are more funny than anything !!! Story Source

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