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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Phonesex Operator Prank
Guys spent their own money to prank phonesex operators
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Rough Life Of The Penis
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Check Out This Newscast
Drug Bust In Maplewood, Minnesota
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Hey, check out the size of that battering ram they take out the door (live news without edit/cut).....hehehe ....... CLICK HERE
Flaming Hot Budweiser Date
For those of you that have not seen this Budweiser commercial...
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Shopping For Penis
European shopping channel shows new penis
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Playing With Balls In The Office
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A PHONE, BUT HE SURE DOES KNOW HIS BALLS, LOL
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Boner Prank
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Real Japanese Massage Parlor
Interesting View Of Actual Massage Parlor.. I have been to school for massage and the massages they do are very good...Happy ending?.... well, not sure, but would like to find out!
Sexy Ads
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Prank Phone Call
See Elvis Duran in The Morning Zoo on http://www.z100.com for Phone Taps if you want to see more of these pranks.... <
How To Track Your Partner
Check out the link – if you type in your partner’s cell number a satellite will track them. It's amazing what technology can do today………… scary! CLICK HERE
This is so cute!!
Too Cute Not To Show Friends...Please Forgive The Soundtrack!!
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THEN CLICK HERE
CoolVideo About Knut On ABC News
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Sickest Penis Cartoon Ever!
I don't think Barry Manilow knows his music was cast to this..... hummmmmm or does he? lol
Bad Girls Bumper "Pull"
AKA "Wax The Beaver" Alternative to pulling teeth! Bad girls are bored and figure out a new
way to have fun on hot summer day
way to have fun on hot summer day
This Is For Lovers
There is some erotic sex videos here about pleasing each other and yourself....It is more like educational videos. I plan to have an article later about pussylicking....If only there was enough hours in the week to devote to writing articles! I wish! But I am mostly sending videos being you might like less writing anyway and MORE VIDEOS.... CLICK HERE
What You Should Do During The Weekend
This darling wahine shows this fun watersport glider. It is being sold under new name also. This video is cool cause the young ladie's hair bounces like a horse's mane and the glider looks like such fun...
How To Get Rid of Telemarketers
Guy invents surefire example of how to end harrassing salescalls!
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Dont You Wish You Could Bend Like These Girls?
Don't you wish you could bend like these girls?
Now I know you would love to be a contortionist like the girls in these
videos. But I, Joysquirt, KNOW the real reason WHY you WISH YOU COULD BEND LIKE THAT! !!!! But we won’t go there right now. As a matter of fact, tell me where I can go to school to learn to do this stuff and OFF I GO…..and yes… I will …..well (blush)……you know…..
Triplets named The Ross Sisters in the 1940’s who could sing and do
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Now I know you would love to be a contortionist like the girls in these
videos. But I, Joysquirt, KNOW the real reason WHY you WISH YOU COULD BEND LIKE THAT! !!!! But we won’t go there right now. As a matter of fact, tell me where I can go to school to learn to do this stuff and OFF I GO…..and yes… I will …..well (blush)……you know…..
Triplets named The Ross Sisters in the 1940’s who could sing and do
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Awesome Elena Lev and beautiful music at Cirque de Soleil CLICK HERE
Sick Cat Joke
Stop giving your old baked beans to the cat !!!! This is gross, but hilarious........ CLICK HERE TO SEE
Lego Sex Scandal
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About Me and Female Ejaculation
Hi, I hope you like my site here at www.Joysquirt.com. I also do www.femdomination.biz. You can view a goofy video of me by clicking here.
I am single, compose music as a hobby and am 35 years old. I was born in California and have a Jersey attitude. Yes, my personality is feisty and dominant due to the fact my pussy has so much cum building up, even as you read this. However, the oxymoron is that in reality I am an old-fashioned, country-type gal who just is wild about cybersex!!
In "real" life I like a submissive male and am totally monogamous. After many webcam erotica adventures, I was lucky to have found I could really squirt projectile pussycum. It really all started once I realized I was becoming a chronic masturbator. The first time I did it, I was amazed!!! However, I could not believe I was not peeing, so I repeatedly emptied my bladder. Yet I repeatedly came and squirted. The cumming has never stopped since that moment in April 2005. I squirted before that time, but not as much as when I started on this online masturbation spree. In this, I have met many men that don’t mind supporting me and cumming right along with me!!! All in the form of safe cybersex..! I love it. Some have brought their curious girlfriends and we go over the liberation of the female body. While not many women will squirt or have these multiple orgasm, the point is not to WORRY about performance or ANYTHING but to liberate and empower the female body. Women like to be goddesses. In so doing, the woman captures her “core” (kama sutra, hoopdedoodee, chi, and all that). The thing is to sortof forget technique and just make it as natural as breathing. Easier said than done…..The obvious is to know the g-spot and how to set it off. Then free the vocals and breathing to be deep and low, nothing strained, until, if the woman feels like she is going to pee, go for it…SCREAM BABY!!
Now men, stop asking “Did you orgasm/cum", as this makes inhibition and then the woman feels compelled to say “Yes Dear”!! You will KNOW when she comes. And just be sown to her body and let 'er rip. Yes, if she feels like she is filling with pee, most often it will NOT be pee, because pee comes with an urgency to completely empty the bladder, which is not the case with squirt. Also not to worry. It is common a minor amount of the other might be mixed with the cum. However, you will know it is pussycum by its sweet sugary taste. Sometimes a woman can also have the same intense orgasms with or without ever squirting, so being happy lovers is all that matters..Life has too many other issues, so savor these moments is all I can say………Hope this helped you, and enjoy today baby !!!!
Sincerely, Joy
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For Fans of Angelina Jolie
An incredibly candid view of Angelina Jolie on Japanese TV where someone did a prank on her. It is nice to see her real character. The girl's got "soul". Hey, I'm straight, but she sure could make one "fantasize" that they are "gay" or "les-be friends"!!!. WARNING, FIRST PART OF VIDEO NEEDS TO BE SKIPPED.
Cheaters TV Show in UK??
Film crew catchs a guy cheating on his wife in their own bedroom??..... OMG you have to see this!!!
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Dumbest Guy In The World
Dumbest Guy on the Planet?
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures SEE THIS LINK FOR FULL STORY
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures SEE THIS LINK FOR FULL STORY
New GPS System
THIS IS A SUPER MESSED UP THING TO EMAIL TO PESSIMISTIC FRIENDS
RE: New GPS Satellite System
Is there no privacy in this world?
I thought this was illegal but I guess not. It should be.
Subject: GPS
This is so creepy now anyone can find out where you are just by punching in your cell number.
This is the best web site. Put in the cell phone number you want and if the phone is on, you will see where the person is.
JUST CLICK THIS LINK
RE: New GPS Satellite System
Is there no privacy in this world?
I thought this was illegal but I guess not. It should be.
Subject: GPS
This is so creepy now anyone can find out where you are just by punching in your cell number.
This is the best web site. Put in the cell phone number you want and if the phone is on, you will see where the person is.
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Calling All Voyeurs!!!
Voyeurism with others is NOT expecting anything, but being pleasantly delighted when you just keep waiting and DO see something. Remember, the camera used in the voyeur (under LIVE WEBCAST page) is NOT the camera used for those who purchase shows.
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Funny Park Prank
GUY PUTS THING IN SPEEDO TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE IS HUGE AND WALKS THROUGH PARK AS A PRANK... The looks on peoples faces are more funny than anything !!! Story Source
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