Thursday, July 2, 2009

Firework Prank - Happy July 4th To The USA

Last year at this time, I had a super funny 4th of July joke with a bottle rocket up someone's ass.....We ass-ume you know not to do this to your friends !!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Fantasy Sex !! This one is "dayam skippy" !!

Break Dancing In Slow Motion

There is people that think that break dancing should be an Olympic sport and I agree. It sure is beautiful to watch this man do it in slow motion. His name is Mario from France and he is awesome.


To see more videos of Mario, go to his Myspace page :
CLICK HERE
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Spoof On Erectile Dysfunction Commercials

What's that sound? Sproingo !!!


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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Father's Day At The Zoo

Bears begging for food. Check out "homey bear" and "praying bear", so funny!!!

Adult Toy - Pick Of The Month - June




Vibrating Travel Honey Pot Mouth
$24.93
Product #: CNVLT-2M3032VC


For the man that likes a potty mouth, lol, and for the woman who either wants to use something on her man instead of giving him head or as an alternative. Also good to give your man for his long road trips. Let's just hope the cops never pull him over and open up his "flashlight" !!!!!

CLICK HERE AND KEY IN SEARCH WORD "CNVLT-2M3032VC
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Automatic Confessional Booth

New confessionals for a busy world? Ha Ha. This is kindof stupid but I liked it...
CLICK HERE"


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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Website About Sales Dept. And IT Guy

This is a nicely thought-out video about what your IT person might REALLY be doing when you are talking with them. See the 2 videos on their site called:
"The Website is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude" and "Excel Hell" ....I also like that if you type in the Unix Icon Monitor screen, it answers when you are typing. Very cool!
CLICK HERE: http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com
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Bikini Man

This is a very brave way to get a laugh out of people!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Britain's Got Talent

Unemployed 47-year old Susan Boyle leaves the panel speechlesss on the first episode of BGT 2009 (Britain's Got Talent). This is proof that everyone can be presumptuous at one time or another.
CLICK HERE

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Cruel Library Prank

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Guy Loses His ...... Marbles

Hot Day In The Studio !!!!!!!


Marbles - For more of the funniest videos, click here

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Adult Toy - Pick Of The Month - May














Pulsating Pleasure Ring
$12.30
Product #: NW1847
This is a very inexpensive and awesome thriller for both you and your mate during sex. It will not only help prolong his erection, it will vibrate on you and on his balls !!! mmmmmmmmmm

IF NOT ON THE HOMEPAGE, CLICK HERE AND KEY IN SEARCH WORD "NW1847"


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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Barbeque Invite To Joy's New House

Me and my friend Carlos got us a new hideaway and want you to join. Make sure to click the little page-turning arrow to see !!!

CLICK HERE

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Naked Lust In Sinful Sweden

Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill (21 January 1924 – 19 April 1992) is one of the funniest slapstick comedians of all time. This is my personal favorite comedy skit of his...

FOR BENNY HILL'S LIFE STORY CLICK HERE

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Great Sperm Race

It's horny spring time! Here's the only way to get plenty of practice at the office before you go home to really unload !!!!
CLICK HERE FOR THE SPERM RACE"

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Korean Cock Lady

Did you know there is such a thing as a windup cock? I love people from different countries with their different accents. But this lady has 100 "cocks"...... OMG !!!! So funny and innocent that she was not understanding how naughty she was? haha

Adult Toy - Pick Of The Month - April


TROJAN Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massager
$14.99 Product #: CNVCE-90656
You may have seen this small fingertip massager on TV commercials. Not a strong vibrator, but easy to find and use.
IF NOT ON THE HOMEPAGE, CLICK HERE AND KEY IN SEARCH WORD "CNVCE-90656"

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Easter Chicken Police

Male bunnies fight other male rabbits to the point of either castration or death. Perhaps the chicken police is the answer.....

CLICK HERE

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WARNING !!!! EASTER BUNNY ALERT !!

OMG, This guy has been seen hopping around !!! Bunny Alert !!!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Another April Fools Day Joke

According to the Expedia website, you can now take flights to Mars and they have a commercial on youtube also on the link below. Wow ! Just $99 if you book it now:
CLICK HERE TO GO TO MARS"$99"

Bare Naked Pole Dancer

Ha Ha for April Fools Day - See this bare naked pole dancer

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Honeymoon Is Over Horserace

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Damn Ball From Hell

CLICK ON THE BALL AND IT WILL CHANGE COLOR, AND SO WILL YOUR HEAD IF YOU HAVE A BLISTERING HANGOVER !!
Whoever made this up needs to be shot!
"CLICK HERE"


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Self-Help Group For Flashers


The flashers need to just go and flash in front of their own monitor !!! Apparently this guy here does not know what that really means ! HAHA !!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Adult Toy - Pick Of The Month - March



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Love Swing
$121.26
Product #: TO1451-7

I know this is not exactly a "toy", but if you were wanting some neat freeform sex, this is a great investment in your pleasure.
This swing has decent ratings for the price. Need I say more? I am sure you have heard about how fun a swing can be!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE: Straps are not comfortable for everyone, so it is recommended that you either have some pads or pillows for additional comfort.

CLICK HERE AND KEY IN SEARCH WORD "TO1451-7"
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

St Patty's Day - Joy's New Friend

I really needed a hardcore drinking buddy for St Patty's Day, and I finally found her !!! Don't get any ideas guys !!!! hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Johnny Carson And The Marmoset

"Here'ssssssssssssssssss Johnny !!!" Every talk show host copied alot of Johnny's ideas but really, no one was as funny as Johnny Carson when he let people bring zoo animals on the set....

Friday, February 27, 2009

X-Rated Evolution According To Joy

Totally not "politically-correct", and plum googy as usual, here I go again.
Were we wondrously made to be x-rated? I do not think scientists would agree with my wild trivial theories in my quest to figure out the answers to the universe.